Closet fan. Closet exhibitionist?
- Closet Fan: You were fantastic tonight.
- Me: Thanks!?!
- Closet Fan: Yes, you were funny and I enjoyed talking to you. :)
- Me: Oh. LOL :)
- Closet Fan: Pessimist!
- Me: No, just was confused. “You were fantastic” is a compliment that usually follows some sort of public performance, or sex, not casual social interaction. :)
- Closet Fan: I guess that means you owe me public sex! ;)
- Me: Looks like someone’s a bit of an exhibitionist...
- Closet Fan: As long as I have a hot partner! ;)
- Me: I’m actually quite cold at the moment, but catch me on a good night...
- Closet Fan: You let me know when that is.
- Me: :)
- Closet Fan: Tease!
- Me: I prefer flirt. There are distinctions. http://is.gd/51Ur