merciless flirt

a Ms. Herr production

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email: MsHerr @ mercilessflirt dot com
When a flirt fishes for a man, she fishes merely for the sport. unknown source

All the wonderful subversive power of the… semi-colon! ;-)

XOXO

[NSFW] Somewhere between innocent suggestion and explicit reenactment, Durex is toying with my semi-scandalous sensibilities. I don’t know whether to be amused or traumatized. And in case the first encouner only whet your appetite, there are consumatory outtakes one, too, and trois.

Directed by Superfad.

XOXO

The perfect bikini for a merciless flirt

In a recent article, UjENA Swimwear broke off a little wisdom for the ladies about what the cut and color of their swimwear might reveal about their personalities. Laura Dayton, Editor of Women’s Fitness, had this to say about the string bikini:

“Practical minded and perfectionists love these adjustable bikinis that allow for tanning without lines. You’re also a merciless flirt.”

Black Leopard Colombian Tie Bikini by UjENA

Whether you’re a lady on the prowl for your next attention-getter, or a gent harboring fantasies about a number that accentuates your lady’s assests, you want to sneak a peak at the full article. UjENA’s permalinking system plays hard-to-get with their goods, so I did a very naughty thing and created a copy. It is password protected, but anyone who can untiemystrings should get in just fine.

XOXO

P.S. Kisses and an I.O.U. on a face massage to @chasers for helpin me select the image used in this post.

A resolution to get behind

It would seem that I’m a couple of weeks late entering the resolutions game. In truth, I never intended to set any. The standard set postulated by the masses lack imagination and success rates leave much to desire.

My friend, Wayne, claims to have a fool-proof way to stay atop those pesky resolutions: resolve to continue doing things you already love to do. Smart, smart man. So to that end, I think I’ll take a page from Charlotte and resolve to…

flirt a lot

Image source: jill85048’s Flickr photostream.

XOXO

GYFO

Some time ago, one of my more buttoned up personalities came across a post by Kammie Kobyleski on the subject of flirtatiousness, not just with the opposite sex, or whatever sex you desire, but with the universe. Her theory: if you flirt with the world, the world will flirt right back.

However un-titillating the examples, the theory has danced through my mind and I like it. I’m hardly timely on the new year’s perspectives, but… let’s just say there’s no time like the present.

Each day, deposit small joys. Seduce the world around you with a wink, a playful compliment, an accidental, or not so accidental, brush of the hand. Enamor her and she will lavish her sweeter pleasures upon you. The chances are pretty good that you’ll wake in the mornings with a smile. It’s hardly a merciless notion, but I still like it.

So GYFOWTU! Get Your Flirt On with the Universe.

On second thought, all those letters are a mouthful, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but I think GYFO might suffice.

XOXO

And one image by Tyson Crosbie…
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And one image by Tyson Crosbie

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OK, maybe just one video by Brian Shaler

XOXO

No Pants! Recap

Did you really think I’d do a recap? That if you missed the bootiful splendor of it all, that I’d spoon feed you the juicy details? Not only do good girls not kiss and tell, but how could I respectifully call myself merciless if I made it that easy for you?

Roll up your sleeves and do your own durty work. And if you need incentive, beyond the superior posteriers that await you, know that I can dig a man that’s resourceful.

XOXO