merciless flirt

a Ms. Herr production

Twitter: @mercilessflirt
email: MsHerr @ mercilessflirt dot com

My slushee brings all the boys to the yard…

XOXO

Hello Batman… It’d be a whole different Gotham!
IMG Source: Code Arachnid’s Flickr photostream.
XOXO

Hello Batman… It’d be a whole different Gotham!

IMG Source: Code Arachnid’s Flickr photostream.

XOXO

A giveaway by jacobburke that I’d take a tumble for…

Who wants a sticker? E-mail me your address!
stickers (at) jacobburke.com

What can I say, merciless flirt runs on Tumblr. So sexy. So responsive. You know you want to get down like that!
XOXO

A giveaway by jacobburke that I’d take a tumble for…

Who wants a sticker? E-mail me your address!

stickers (at) jacobburke.com

What can I say, merciless flirt runs on Tumblr. So sexy. So responsive. You know you want to get down like that!

XOXO

Tell the best truth

  • @MsHerr: my [Twitter] DMs have been so benign of late. they should be a place of conspiracy, scandal, & spice! ;-)
  • Lapis: What are you wearing? Be descriptive.
  • @MsHerr: a belly button ring. ;-)
  • Lapis: My heart just started racing faster.

Recapping the how tos

One of my better intentions has been to create a list of tips, tricks, and how tos for the merciless flirt. Like any good reveal, the process occurs one… piece… at… a… time. Tomorrow, it will again be time.

So I thought you might enjoy a quick recap.

  1. Always appear available, but never be available.
  2. Know your audience. »

XOXO

A negligee, and a whole lot more, on the bedpost

There’s a new app out there, and it looks to be quite… ahhh… revealing! Bedpost allows you to track your sex life. Dates, times, durations, positions, partners…

bedpost.com

Bedpost got a bit of media love late last year in Valleywag and other places. I put in my beta invite request March 23rd. A week later, I’m still waitin’. Some say anticipation is aphrodisiatic, and sometimes I’d agree. Not this time. I’m eager to test this new bedpost, and I’m getting impatient.

XOXO

Closet fan. Closet exhibitionist?

  • Closet Fan: You were fantastic tonight.
  • Me: Thanks!?!
  • Closet Fan: Yes, you were funny and I enjoyed talking to you. :)
  • Me: Oh. LOL :)
  • Closet Fan: Pessimist!
  • Me: No, just was confused. “You were fantastic” is a compliment that usually follows some sort of public performance, or sex, not casual social interaction. :)
  • Closet Fan: I guess that means you owe me public sex! ;)
  • Me: Looks like someone’s a bit of an exhibitionist...
  • Closet Fan: As long as I have a hot partner! ;)
  • Me: I’m actually quite cold at the moment, but catch me on a good night...
  • Closet Fan: You let me know when that is.
  • Me: :)
  • Closet Fan: Tease!
  • Me: I prefer flirt. There are distinctions. http://is.gd/51Ur

#getmetosxsw

South by Southwest is in three weeks. I hear it’s akin to geek spring break. I hear all the geek boys will be there. I assume all the geek girls will be there too, though if you believe enduring stereotypes about male:female ratios in the tech world, that doesn’t give the boys a whole lot to drool over. Lucky for them, I might know another female willing to toss herself into the fray. She even confesses to being a bit of a geek groupie, so I have little doubt she’ll shy away from the attention. The only problem is, she needs a little help getting there. If you have any ideas, send her an email: heather lynne herr at gmail dot com. Just keep it tasteful. I’m not sure she’s as quite as immodest as I am.

XOXO

Ms. Herr at Gangplank, image by Forty Agency

IMG Source: Forty Agency’s Flickr photostream.