February 2010
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In the market, as it were.
ME: He's 34? He's cute! ... Stoopid fiction! :-/
HIM: Are you crushing on your marketing bot? Sad... I need to get you away from the computer more hun!
ME: Not so much as crushing on a marketing bot as feinin' for a real life action figure. ;-)
December 2009
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Please excuse me while I claim my blog
Did you know you can claim your blog(s) on Technorati? I did, or rather, have. For a very long time. Like months and months and months. But as I love the anticipation that accompanies delayed gratification, I chose to wait for the opportune moment. While, I can wait no longer. And in true merciless flirt style, making much ado about something that is really quite small, I’ve indulged 104...
November 2009
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Disclaimer: I talk a good game, but...
I really am a bit of a prude.
image credit: mhofstrand Flickr photostream.
October 2009
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The rise of Japan's flirtatious profession →
The New York Times lavished a lingering look upon the women of Japan’s gentlemen’s club, women who in turn lavish adoring attention on men for a fee. A profession once shunned, hostess positions have been enjoying swelling popularity as the recession shrinks economic and employment prospects. These young beautiful women smile, compliment, laugh, flirt, and entertain men. And they are...
July 2009
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Talk nerdy to me!
I think I may be in love with @andreagrimes/@heartlessdoll, or whoever else is responsible for the budding #thingsnerdssayinbed meme. It strokes my funny bone and my affinity for nerdy boys.
A few of my faves:
XOXO
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My little black book according to T9
I confess, I don’t own as many pleasure-providing gadgets as one might expect from the good girl next door. Among the toys missing from my nightstand is the sexy must-have iPhone. I’m still palming an LG VX8300, which means many of my conversations and coordinations transpire via text. It also means that instead of touching QWERTY, I’m thumbing T9.
With T9, as you thumb...
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The price of a boy's affinity
Tonight, I had a fabulous text exhange with a fine friend. It tugged temptingly at every flirtatious vocal chord. I submitted willingly. Even the memory of it coaxes a smile. And yet, much to my chagrin, I can not share it with you. For this alluring gent once requested that our interactions not become fodder for a merciless flirt, and his affinity is worth more than ephemeral novelty.
IMG...
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Hipsnolies Ahh and the battle between naughty and...
First it was No Pants. Then it was 5 minutes positions. It appears I have fallen in with the likes of Improv AZ. Creating scenes with this colorful crew has become my guilty pleasure, and we are were at it again Saturday. This time, with the ever exciting AZ Cacophony as our partners in mischeif, we decended upon a public street corner to showcase the type of exhibisionist behavior that most...
May 2009
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Innuendo: It's all fun & games until... →
…someone cries rape. A small scandal errupted on Yelp when their weekly newsletter paired a sexually suggestive article with a sex crimes awareness group. Rightfully so. Sex crimes, committed against any gender, are no laughing matter. They are heavy offenses and should be treated with appropriate gravity.
XOXO
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In need of a position I can hold for 5 minutes... →
I’ve found an outfit. It’s laying on the bed. But a position that embodies both comeliness and longevity takes a bit more work to find.
XOXO
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Tell the best truth
@MsHerr: my [Twitter] DMs have been so benign of late. they should be a place of conspiracy, scandal, & spice! ;-)
Lapis: What are you wearing? Be descriptive.
@MsHerr: a belly button ring. ;-)
Lapis: My heart just started racing faster.
April 2009
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Recapping the how tos
One of my better intentions has been to create a list of tips, tricks, and how tos for the merciless flirt. Like any good reveal, the process occurs one… piece… at… a… time. Tomorrow, it will again be time.
So I thought you might enjoy a quick recap.
Always appear available, but never be available.
Know your audience. »
XOXO
March 2009
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A negligee, and a whole lot more, on the bedpost
There’s a new app out there, and it looks to be quite… ahhh… revealing! Bedpost allows you to track your sex life. Dates, times, durations, positions, partners…
Bedpost got a bit of media love late last year in Valleywag and other places. I put in my beta invite request March 23rd. A week later, I’m still waitin’. Some say anticipation is aphrodisiatic, and sometimes I’d...
February 2009
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Closet fan. Closet exhibitionist?
Closet Fan: You were fantastic tonight.
Me: Thanks!?!
Closet Fan: Yes, you were funny and I enjoyed talking to you. :)
Me: Oh. LOL :)
Closet Fan: Pessimist!
Me: No, just was confused. “You were fantastic” is a compliment that usually follows some sort of public performance, or sex, not casual social interaction. :)
Closet Fan: I guess that means you owe me public sex! ;)
Me: Looks like someone’s a bit of an exhibitionist...
Closet Fan: As long as I have a hot partner! ;)
Me: I’m actually quite cold at the moment, but catch me on a good night...
Closet Fan: You let me know when that is.
Me: :)
Closet Fan: Tease!
Me: I prefer flirt. There are distinctions. http://is.gd/51Ur
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#getmetosxsw
South by Southwest is in three weeks. I hear it’s akin to geek spring break. I hear all the geek boys will be there. I assume all the geek girls will be there too, though if you believe enduring stereotypes about male:female ratios in the tech world, that doesn’t give the boys a whole lot to drool over. Lucky for them, I might know another female willing to toss herself into the fray....
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Ins & outs of Twitter flirting →
In her article, of racier name, Violet Blue lays down a few do and don’ts for flirting in 140 characters. An interesting read whether your aim is sport, conquest, or amore vero. Although I might recommend a quickie: hit the second paragraph of Twitter Flirting Ethics through Heating up your Tweets, and say it was good.
XOXO
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“When a flirt fishes for a man, she fishes merely for the sport.”
– unknown source
January 2009
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WatchAll the wonderful subversive power of the… semi-colon! ;-)
XOXO
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The perfect bikini for a merciless flirt
In a recent article, UjENA Swimwear broke off a little wisdom for the ladies about what the cut and color of their swimwear might reveal about their personalities. Laura Dayton, Editor of Women’s Fitness, had this to say about the string bikini:
“Practical minded and perfectionists love these adjustable bikinis that allow for tanning without lines. You’re also a merciless...
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A resolution to get behind
It would seem that I’m a couple of weeks late entering the resolutions game. In truth, I never intended to set any. The standard set postulated by the masses lack imagination and success rates leave much to desire.
My friend, Wayne, claims to have a fool-proof way to stay atop those pesky resolutions: resolve to continue doing things you already love to do. Smart, smart man. So to that end,...
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GYFO
Some time ago, one of my more buttoned up personalities came across a post by Kammie Kobyleski on the subject of flirtatiousness, not just with the opposite sex, or whatever sex you desire, but with the universe. Her theory: if you flirt with the world, the world will flirt right back.
However un-titillating the examples, the theory has danced through my mind and I like it. I’m hardly timely on...
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WatchOK, maybe just one video by Brian Shaler…
XOXO
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No Pants! Recap
Did you really think I’d do a recap? That if you missed the bootiful splendor of it all, that I’d spoon feed you the juicy details? Not only do good girls not kiss and tell, but how could I respectifully call myself merciless if I made it that easy for you?
Roll up your sleeves and do your own durty work. And if you need incentive, beyond the superior posteriers that await you, know...
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No Pants! in 4 days
No Pants! is on! Sans pants of course. On Saturday, January 10th, Phoenix will join cities throughout the nation and the world in Improv Everywhere’s 8th Annual No Pants! Subway Ride. Details for our very own escapade have been posted on our Facebook events page.
And in case you need a little, errr… persuasion, yours truly has graciously her own derrie aire as a group lead.
XOXO
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December 2008
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A little more with Mr. Dapper
You may remember awhile back I recounted a conversation wherein a Mr. Dapper and I had different sentiments regarding the use of the word acquiesced when flirting. I don’t desire to mince words, and thereby undermine the pleasure had in either the original event or the ensuing conversations, but I do have a couple of clarifications.
First, while I stand by my statement that word choice is of...
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C'mon 'n ride it: No Pants! on the Phoenix Light...
Improv Everywhere has been mercilessly flirting with New Yorkers’ sense of buttoned up decency on the No Pants! Subway Ride since 2002. The first event had only seven participants. Last year, there were 900 in New York alone, and another 1,000 or so in 9 additional cities around the world. As far as I know, Phoenix has never participated in the ride. But then again, we’ve never had a...
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Wardrobe malfunctions are the death of imagination
Earlier this week, sports media was astir after Visanthe Shiancoe, tight end for the Minnesota Vikings, let more than just his tight end flirt with TV cameras and their audiences. During post-game locker room interviews, Shiancoe can be seen, in the backgrond, with a towel. A towel that is not covering up the goods.
It seems the wardrobe malfunctions in NFL football shall never cease.
After my...
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I can haz flirty catz!
“Intense flirting session with the lady cat outside on the patio. It’s pretty clear, she wants the goods.” -@theoptimusprime
Optimus Prime is only three tweets in and already he appears quite the prowler. Meow!
XOXO
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Miss you so much...
It’s been awhile since I stopped by. I knock on your front door, then quitely let myself in. I walk around, observing what’s new. Nothing has really changed. Still, I feel different. Small momentos articulate the void created by my own absence.
by Patricia Handschiegel:
I have a confession. Most of my life has become a little neglected these past few months because of time needed on...
November 2008
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Mr. Dapper responds...
Yesterday, I revealed a few of my thoughts regarding power and position, dominance and submission. My muse for that particular number, Mr. Dapper, reponded some philosophy of his own.
Merciless Flirt,
Your recent recounting of our conversation after your disappearance with said gentleman while factually correct, misses several points in your analysis. You point out that word choice is of...
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To be a flirt, you don’t always have to be on top
From time to time, I take pleasure in conversations about the inspirations, techniques, and adventures of my merciless flirtation. I continue to be amused by once such recent convo that I find it worth my while to abstain from my normal explorations of Google’s goodies in order to break you off a bit of my philosophy. First a (rough) recap of the convo:
Word choice is important in any...
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WatchHow to put on a bra, secret agent style. And once it’s on, fellas, imagine what you’d have to go through to get it back off. ;-)
Source: Metacafe
XOXO
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What's your Bond girl name? →
There are name generator’s for whatever tickles your desire, so why wouldn’t there be one for 007’s femme fetales?
My Bond girl name: Jill Ahnahill
XOXO
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The legacy of a Bond Girl →
So many beautiful women, so many sexually-suggestive names. From the original Honey Ryder to Quantum’s Camille (played by Olga Kurylenko). Sometimes advisary, sometimes accomplice, or for the more talented, both. I’ve yet to find a comprehensive gallery, but it is undeniable that many a lady has been physically engaged with double ooh.
XOXO
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Shaken, and stirred, by a one Mr. James Bond
Being 007 is clearly a definitive moment in any actor’s career. And what girl wouldn’t love to be a Bond girl, even if only for a moment. Whether villain, innocent victim, or butt-kicking spy, they’re just so…sexy!!! Or maybe it’s just me…
I must confess that I’m so into Bond that I’ve started an endeavor to watch every Bond movie in the order they were made. I call it my...
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Flirt with me dear. Not for me, but for your...
Flirting is good for you, or so I’ve read. Studies show that people who flirt have higher white blood-cell counts, which boost their immunity and keep them healthy. What studies I couldn’t tell you, as Google divulged no secondary sources despite how I brushed against its algorithm. Nevertheless, it makes such a fun fact, I’m happy to propogate it. And I’ll leave it to you...
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Voting is SEXY!
This year more so than ever it seems. Elizabeth from Sex in the Public Square writes, “there is sex on the ballot all over the place.” Eight propositions or amendments on the ballots of five different states address sex worker rights, marriage rights, and reproductive freedoms. Here in Arizona, Prop 102 would restrict the definition of marriage to the union of one man with one woman....
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Google Maps & Election Tuesday sittin' in a tree.... →
A’ight ladies and gents, it’s Election Tuesday so please-please-please go out and vote today. I’m happy to beg, as long as you do actually vote. For those who doesn’t know where to do the deed, there’s a sweet little Google Maps app that can help. Simply put in your address and it’ll map your polling location. Just might be the best little [political] quickie...
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